January 2010
Oh my Nadal.
I turn into a (more of a) randy (yes I’m using the word randy in place of horny) teenager when Nadal is in view. Yes, I’m ashamed of myself.
omg
mrtumnus:
this is the worst award show eva
south bank show thingamibob? Because I’ve just put it on and oh my god why is this man talking and what’s happening? Yes, yes it is the worst.
“I want desperately to be liked. I have gone through a long period of awkward,...”
– The Journals of Sylvia Plath thisdeliciousambiguity///missworld (via weetzie-bat)
Just let me hug you all day please.
The idea of fighting for something is very romantic and something to be proud of, I know. But fighting for something is exhausting and it wears you down. It takes a long time to find out if it’s all worth it, what if it’s not?
Blah.
I make food
I put the food in my mouth
I change my mind and realise I don’t want food
Every time.
And my dad has to go back to work tomorrow for the first time in 4 months so I’ll just sit around watching bad tv on my own and wondering if he’s going to have another heart attack because he’s not at home. I’m not very smart.
Still at least I have the house to myself again so I can get a duvet and use the stairs as a slide. Maybe even do handstands in the living room....
Spend more than 2 hours with my mother: pray that genetics won’t make me anything like my mother.
Holiday Showdown is what I do at the weekends,...
mypenisachesforyou:
scruffygirl:
mypenisachesforyou:
Activities: Singingg :) Drinkingg :D Dancingg :) X
Interests: Football — Mann Unitedd Andd Westt Hamm :D X
Favourite Music: Ladyy Gagaa ♥ Justinn Bieberr ♥ Leonaa Lewiss ♥ Iyazz ♥ N-Dubzz ♥ Lill Waynee ♥
Favourite TV Programmes: Hollyoakss, , Eastenderss, , Friendss ♥ Thiss :D, , Onee Tree Hillss X
Favourite Films: Anguss Thongss,...
mypenisachesforyou:
Activities: Singingg :) Drinkingg :D Dancingg :) X
Interests: Football — Mann Unitedd Andd Westt Hamm :D X
Favourite Music: Ladyy Gagaa ♥ Justinn Bieberr ♥ Leonaa Lewiss ♥ Iyazz ♥ N-Dubzz ♥ Lill Waynee ♥
Favourite TV Programmes: Hollyoakss, , Eastenderss, , Friendss ♥ Thiss :D, , Onee Tree Hillss X
Favourite Films: Anguss Thongss, , Raisee Yourr Voicee, ,...
Someone make my dog stop headbutting my face.
Please, for god’s sake, help.
You know, nowadays, I'm not even sure who's...
dearstephie:
Oh ringo my lovely cheer up I’ll buy you things!
Get home get topless get on tumblr.
What priorities? Fuck you it’s time well spent.
My hands smell like pizza but they don't taste...
:(((((
landfield:
gormless:
U GUYS LIKE BOOBS
:}
i like boobies.
Yeah boobs all day every day
Patrick Wolf not gonna lie you don't put me in the...
I, wanna burp and squint all niiighht
and die every day I
wanna burp and squint all niightt
and die every day
someone teach me how to burp I’ll marry you or never contact you again whichever would be more of a reward
4002 is my favourite of numbers my favourite of...
REMIX
I just accidentally put my jeans on inside out.
I then drew on my tongue. There is no hope for me.
“Irukandji have bodies that are only 1 cm cubed in size. That’s right, the size of your fingertip. So they slip through protective nets, and give you such fucking horrific stings, they have a syndrome named after them. Their sting itself isn’t too painful, but anywhere from 5 minutes to 2 hours after, the real trouble kicks in: excruciating muscle cramps in the arms and...
Can anybody find me somebody to mug? Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord what you’re doing to me I have spent all my years in believing you But I just can’t get no relief, Lord! Somebody, somebody Can anybody find me somebody to mug? I work hard every day of my life I work till I ache my bones At the end I...
These glasses are pretty dirty,
you should hear some of the things they’ve been saying to me.
The only problems I have with being single are a) everyone keeps assuming I’m a lesbian in hiding because I don’t go after boys and b) everyone keeps telling me that a relationship would solve all of my problems, and when I argue with them they insist it’s because I’m not in one that I can’t understand.
"Honestly there's nothing better than cuddling up to the person you love and knowing they love you to and listening to your favourite band. Love is a great thing, Rosie."
"Oh fuck you I just had some good lasagne that's better than cuddles and your shitty music."
"Okay."
Speaking of which, I can’t honestly believe that they prefer to be called ‘little people’. It’s so ridiculous sounding and totally undignified, there must be a better term out there than ‘little person’.
Hello little person. Ittie bittie ickle person. No.
5'7" is petite? I'm buggered.
mypenisachesforyou:
(via scruffygirl)
what
at 5’2” you’re just an insignificant speck of human. Do I qualify as a ‘little person’ now?
5'7" is petite? I'm buggered.
madpage613-deactivated20110609- asked: Greatest costume ever and best tribute to Bowie.
I really miss swimming and being under water. I like when you’re underwater and you talk really loud but it doesn’t make any sound. I need to go swimming.
