December 2010
Going to Tesco with my parents, feels like I`m little again. Is it okay to stare at people in the other cars in a traffic jam? Some of them seem uncomfortable with it.
I was definitely talking to someone about the ups and downs of glitter glue recently and I can’t remember who. I could do with some glitter glue, right now. So, what, do I spend every minute from now until midnight talking about how it’s my “last _____ of 2010”? That’d get annoying. I’m gonna have my last shower of 2010 now.
When I was little and someone told me pupils were just holes in the eye, I assumed there was nothing covering them, that they were holes that went all the way to the back, that’s why they were so black, that’s why you couldn’t get things in your eyes because if it gets into that hole in the middle it’ll get right into you, right in your head.
Yeah, every time I get a bit too much of a crush-thing on anyone I say to myself “enough, now” Love Actually style. That film pops up in my life too much. I like it, but, y’know, stop it. Enough, now.
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Anonymous said you were lovely, ketchup, and lipbalm
Whoever wrote this one is aware of three of my favourite things
Anonymous said you were mysterious, thrifty, and extravagent
Whoever wrote this one ..I don’t know. I don’t get it. Really? Honest?
Whoever wrote the other one is hugely complimentary and will receive sweets and hotdogs from me. Except it’s anonymous so...
There is a big smile on my face.
I slept in till 2pm so you know I’m going to be awake all night. I just sort of got to normal sleeping hours, too. Four alarms went off this morning and I slept through three of them. I woke up for one of them and fell back to sleep. I’m shit.
http://threewords.me/scruffyharrison →
Jumping on the bandwaggon for no good reason.
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anozira asked: I hope you don't mind that I'm replying in your ask box as opposed to reblogging your post — I just try to publish as less as possible to my blog.
I understand what it is that you're saying one hundred percent. I really, really do.
I never said that one could simply rid themselves of a problem. I should have specified. What I meant by option B was to find...
I understand what it is that you're saying one hundred percent. I really, really do.
I never said that one could simply rid themselves of a problem. I should have specified. What I meant by option B was to find...
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anozira asked: I hope you don't mind that I'm replying in your ask box as opposed to reblogging your post — I just try to publish as less as possible to my blog.
I understand what it is that you're saying one hundred percent. I really, really do.
I never said that one could simply rid themselves of a problem. I should have specified. What I meant by option B was to find...
I understand what it is that you're saying one hundred percent. I really, really do.
I never said that one could simply rid themselves of a problem. I should have specified. What I meant by option B was to find...
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I think what I really need is someone to let me paint their nails whenever I feel like it.
My sister and I always used to share a room and she slept in here last night, I slept so well. We didn’t even talk, it’s never that, it’s hearing someone breathe, I guess. I know the pattern of her breathing, mostly. At about 2am she asked if I was okay, I said yep, she said good and we both went back to sleeping. When I woke up again around 3am, she started talking to me.
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How to spoil things, kill people and paint nails...
I hold my breath for ten seconds then I let some air in and out quietly, then I hold my breath for ten seconds then let some air in and out quietly, until the first part passes and then I find something to do, like painting my nails, and I concentrate really hard on the nail varnish brush and I make sure it has just the right amount of nail varnish on it and I put it over my nail in three stripes,...
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“Get this idea out of your head that you need to get somewhere else to learn...”
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My aunt gave me some money to buy a present for myself so instead of using it sensibly I’m going to buy that glittery nail varnish I never got.
11872 said: …but do you really like scabs?
I like them. Really is too much of a promotion, quite isn’t enough.
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Things that I prefer to you:
scabs
Hey, remember when everything was okay because in the end I was probably just going to end up hanging out with you forever anyway and I thought we could live in America, maybe Hawaii, near a beach and we’d figure the rest out after that but whatever happened it was okay because in the end I was probably just going to end up hanging out with you forever.
I`m going shopping with my sister and Marge, and from what I understand they don`t like me much today. Marge still has this khaki eyeliner from when she was 25 because some man she worked with told her she had the most beautifuk eyes he`d ever seen while she was wearing it. I think that`s kind of sad. Anyway, off to the horrible people in shops who think it`s okay to push me all over the place so...
ashdinosaur asked: I've just realised that "bottle" is a very enjoyable word. Merry bottle to you.
ashdinosaur asked: I've just realised that "bottle" is a very enjoyable word. Merry bottle to you.
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11872:
harryscruffison:
I remember the year I got in bed in time to celebrate the clock turning 12am on New Year’s Eve on Animal Crossing.
Err, my phone reblogged the wrong one.
Yeah I figured that out. And it won’t let you reply to reblogs. And it was on a DS. And those bugs scared me almost as much as real-life bugs. And the weeds piss me off more than anything else when I...
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Well, I got a yo-yo in a cracker. I also got a pair of socks, and an apology, and my sister made it home for Boxing Day. I had fun and I only cried a little, and in the morning so it was out of the way. I ate two Christmas dinners in one day and walked home on the ice. I was so keen to wear that dress that I wore it to walk to a friends house, my legs hurt with the cold. Everything went fine,...
11872:
harryscruffison:
When my family visit they don’t ask about whether or not I have a boyfriend much but every now and then my granddad implies I’m a boy. I don’t mind that. They can stay.
Well I already replied, but I just asked and yes, I’ve definitely done this. It was also when I was 15, rather than the more acceptable age of 14, cos I only became addicted to it a few months...
When my family visit they don’t ask about whether or not I have a boyfriend much but every now and then my granddad implies I’m a boy. I don’t mind that. They can stay.
When my family visit they don’t ask about whether or not I have a boyfriend much but every now and then my granddad implies I’m a boy. I don’t mind that. They can stay.
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I remember the year I got in bed in time to celebrate the clock turning 12am on New Year’s Eve on Animal Crossing.
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I remember the year I got in bed in time to celebrate the clock turning 12am on New Year’s Eve on Animal Crossing.
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mypenisachesforyou:
Ellie Goulding’s forgotten her trousers again.
Sometimes you write things and I assume that you’ve been keeping an eye on my life for a very long time and have decided to make a Tumblr with the sole purpose of making me feel at home.
