December 2011
SHE WORE A RASPBERRY BERET.
HAPPY NEW YEAR. I AM EXCLUSIVELY CAPS LOCK FOR THIS EVENING. WE HAVE FIFTY PARTY POPPERS AND NO PARTY TO ATTEND. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME.
pigblog:
“the way that you flip your hair makes me overwhelmed”
wow whoever wrote this One Direction song is supremely talented
Not to mention the fact that the premise of the song is that they’re berating a girl for being insecure whilst simultaneously telling her that she’s beautiful precisely because she’s insecure. Nice simple but effective “women, girls, you are all shit and can never do...
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thebreadth:
“Before I accidentally touched Luke in inappropriate places…” - Rosie Mitchell.
This quote makes me sad on Andy’s behalf.
Accidentally, I did say accidentally.
Sorry, Andy.
Sorry, Luke.
Sorry, all involved. Next time I’ll just come out and say it:
Sometimes I touch Luke’s knees. And I like it.
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Christmas 2011.
This year there was an addition to mine and Roo’s important Christmas plans. Luke joined us in our Christmas celebrations. I mean, so did a bunch of other people I know and love but, Luke’s new. We walked the Roo.
He walked
They walked.
And I saw people I missed. Like my dad. Like my dad?
And my Marge, obviously.
By the time we got to Christmas dinner #2, I was...
Dear Tumbles
It is I, the Tumbinator. I did the festives.
Rosie was nowhere to be seen, on account of her being a smelly. A beautiful smelly, perhaps… perhaps…
Look at this delicious foodstuffs will you?! CAPITAL!
Also, here is our living contraption. It is cluttered with gifts! Rich gifts! Ignore that Lidl bag. We are kings.
Those are my delicates hanging on the thing. Do not...
Dear humans/dogs/bacteria,
I have to go and get on with things now, and eventually (hopefully) catch a train home, so, y’know, I hope you all have a really nice time doing whatever it is that you do to have a nice time. If you’re not really into Christmas, I still hope you have a really nice time, because it would be kind of mean for me to exclude you from my well wishes, and it would be nice if you did have...
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Zero food= Zero guilt, Zero calories, Zero fat,...
So hard not to reblog this with some speech on all of the problems that zero food will, in fact, cause you, and that (considering this was tagged ‘ana’ and ‘bulimia’ and such (by the way bulimia involves binge eating so that really doesn’t apply here)) with anorexia, the hate, shame and guilt won’t go away, they’re in your mind, not your stomach, their...
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No but really, I miss and love everyone at home and am sick of getting choked up when I hear Christmas songs and remember how wrong it feels to be here so close to Christmas instead of spending all my time irritated and surrounded by noisy family members I desperately try to get away from. I’m going home tomorrow.
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One last shift at work and then I’m going home for Christmas.
To see Roo.
Oh, right, and family and friends, yeah.
But ROO.
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Watchofficialkylieminoguedragqueen:
im going to come to your home and eat all of your butter in front of you and your family and you will cry out no dont eat all our butter
Everything is perfect.
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Dancing in the Dark
Everything is perfect.
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Sometimes I look at Luke and I’m overwhelmed with how lucky I am to be with him, and I want to share how pretty he is with all of you because he really is just lovely to look at, so even if it’s annoying or unnecessary, or even childish to want to share pictures of someone lovely-looking with you, I go to find a picture. One that best displays all the parts of him that I like. But I...
I find Batman to be hilariously tragic. When he gets aggressively sad I giggle. I want to have a nice long chat with him about his feelings because seems severely confused with what they mean and how best to confront them. I want to read more Batman comics.
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Downloading the Home Alone movies, reading about Columbine. Happy Christmas!
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My mum is going to kill me.
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And here I am, all alone with Luke’s Facebook logged in, and I can’t think of a damn thing to do with it. C’mon, brain. Faster.
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“The mind is beautiful because of the paradox. It uses itself to understand...”
– Adam Elenbass (via forbiddenalleys)
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I like this film. →
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D:
thebreadth:
I miss this man very much. If found: please return to me. Reward negotiable.
I’ll happily trade for some cake. You should have mentioned months ago, all this time I’ve been without cake and you’ve been without Luke. We’ve got it all wrong!
ANYWAY I’M GONNA EAT BEANS ON TOAST AND WATCH CARTOON FILMS NOW LIKE A GOOFY MOVIE BECAUSE IT IS A WEEK UNTIL CHRISTMAS AND I NEED TO BE SAT AROUND IN THE COLD UNDER A BLANKET WATCHING CARTOONS.
I’m so incredibly homesick for my sofa and a big collection of 90’s VHS. (And maybe family I guess. And definitely Roo, I miss Roo.)
On the bright side, fish-finger sandwiches and...
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SANDWICH
I lied. I will always Tumble, for I love you all.
Tumbl? Tum? Dinnydins?
Schmackos.
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Dear Tumblr
I would like to let you all know:
You all stink like smelly. I will never Tumble again. You are all poopy faces.
BUM BUM WILLY FACE
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